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A To Do List...

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A To Do List:

People to meet through time travel
...and punch in the face.


In alphabetical order by last name (when applicable):

Alighieri, Dante
Crowley, Aleister
Duchamp, Marcel
Edison, Thomas
Ford, Henry
Freud, Sigmund
Hawthorne, Nathaniel
Hubbard, L. Ron
Kellogg, John Harvey
Kroc, Ray
LaVey, Anton
Marquis de Sade
Miller, Arthur
Nietzsche, Freidrich
Nixon, Richard M.
Parsons, Jack
Pollock, Jackson
Pope Benedict IX
Pope John XII
Pope Leo VIII
Pope Leo X
Pope Pius II
Thoreau, Henry David
Wilde, Oscar
Warhol, Andy
These are not people that I hate, merely people that I think could have used a good smack in the chops.

I don't really hate anyone, this is simply a list of some of my least favorite people throughout history that I compiled for my own amusement. Since it has amused everyone who has read it, I thought I might share it here.

Please don't take this seriously and PLEASE know that I'll respect your opinions, even if they differ from mine.

Worry not! I don't have any desire to punch people who simply like these people. If you are not on this list, you are in no immediate danger.

For instance, many of my very close friends are Catholics, and they are all wonderful people. I realize that there are quite a few Popes on the list, but if you do some research on those particular ones, you will probably understand why I think they needed a fat lip.

LOL
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J-1992's avatar

Crowley and DeSade would probably like that though. But why would you sock Oscar Wilde?